This may come as a proverbial shock to many of you, but: I have never been to a white party. I do not remember if the reason is because I was never invited, or if the thought of one just strikes me as, well, weird? Why is there always an influx of ‘white parties’ during summer months? Miami? New York? Even San Francisco have their fair share. Why is this color the most coveted? I never hear of orange or purple parties? White seems virginal, but something tells me that is opposite of what goes down at these shindigs. Despite my aversion to attending such a soiree in the past I have always had thoughts on what I would wear to one.. That is, if my mind ever warms up to the idea:
Outfit #1: I’m Like a Bird (but not) Legit giving me Peter Cottontail fantasies. Should I even say that out loud? A textured skirt paired with a slight peplum top complete with a same seam geometric print. I’ll fly home for the summer.
Outfit #2: Baby Got Back (and legs and arms) What is it about a backless ensemble that sends my heart a flutter? Could this be any more inspiring for a spinal tattoo?
Outfit #3: If I was a Supermodel.. *sigh* Alessandra Ambrosio, a genetic pool of perfection. I admire her brain too, of course. Look at her pairing of this shapely dress with horizontal + vertical paneling paired with a matching floor length jacket. She. Is. A. Scream.
Outfit #4: Rule 35, Always be a Badass Do you need more of a b@d@$$ influence in your life? Look no further. Europeans have this down to a scien(tific method.) White blazer, matching slacks, black bra, purple pumps + sunglasses. If you weren’t the coolest person in all of the Northern Hemisphere - you are now.
What is your favorite of my selections? Let’s not forget about my date. I rarely take +1s to events because really: who needs all the questions that will surely entail and, what if my date annoys the hell out of me? Regardless, you can ascertain he will look damn fine in an outfit of my choosing, specifically The White Jacket Tux from The Black Tux. Men rarely wear white and when they do, I swear they all look scrumptious in it.
Do yourself, and your man a favor and cop him any of the great styles of tuxedos and suits The Black Tux has to rent, before the summer ends! Unattached? Start looking for summer love everyday.. Not just the weekends! Time is running out!
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